didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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