Pappa wants mamma naked
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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