he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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