guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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