Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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