She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
tell me about the fingering
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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