You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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