exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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