Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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