There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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