i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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