I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
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