i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
Naked. naked and bneed help.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
When are your genitals available?
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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