All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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