I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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