i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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