I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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