Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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