Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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