we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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