Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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