i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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