everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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