Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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