living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
You've changed since you got that strap on
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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