maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
I am naked and annoyed.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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