What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
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