Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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