i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
These tits shall not be calmed
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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