Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
