He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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