if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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