I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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