is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Randomize
