and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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