i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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