found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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