Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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