FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
So. Much. Porn.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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