His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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