Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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