make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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