Having a random hookup so left but love u
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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