we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
