new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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