If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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