So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
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