you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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