it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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