He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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